A male teacher in the classroom, in the face buzz of the classroom, he angrily said: "The issue of the noisy sound of two women is equal to 10,000 ducks on the sound."
One day, the wife of male teachers come to school with him, female students reported that: "The teacher, out of 5,000 ducks on you!"

Her husband threw a cat
Husband to his wife cats intolerable, grabbed the cat, threw into the woods. Home and saw the cat is comfortably lying in the doorway, also issued against him gently with satisfaction the grunt. Her husband was furious, the cat out the door into the sacks. He walked 10 kilometers, turn left and go 15 kilometers, then turned to the northeast 12 km away, then go west for 20 km, and then let the cat out from the sacks, they were away from.
An hour later, her husband with a phone call to his wife: "cat home?" "Yes, five minutes before coming back. Honey, Why do you ask?" "You call this beast to answer the phone, I find vain for a way home! "

Hare is a very cunning animal, the hunter is difficult to capture the lack of experience to them.
But the one to snow days, the end of the hare to. Because the hare never dared to go without their own footprints in the road, when it came out from the nest foraging, it is always cautious, one would get away with signs of trouble. But walk a certain distance, if it is safe, it will return in accordance with the same route. Rabbit hunter is on the basis of this feature, as long as the rabbits found footprints in the snow left, and then do a body the next morning able to harvest the prey.
Fatal disadvantage of the rabbit is too believe that they walked the streets of the.

From the time she was little, she had been envious of the love between parents. Father was a famous painter of that city, organized numerous exhibitions, his mother's love is in every possible way. She always felt that the mother should be the happiest woman in the world, can be as good a man as father of selfless love.
She often see parents with paint from a young age is a teacher with 11 out. When they have a habit of painting that initially father pale delicate brush on the canvas delineate the shape of contour by the mother, who painted under the color. Achievement of a final painting, just like the crystallization of the two people love the general, with freshness and vitality Smart.
And so she slowly grew up, also talked about love, and then into the marriage, she found her husband and their life is not like her message of hope as small to large. They have no common hobbies, spare time is often on parallel tracks. She feels that life is like a train loaded with empty flat, back and forth repeatedly. Have love, like being lost in a dark tunnel of the cigarette, only to uphold the shiny after a few seconds missing.
Two years of marriage when her husband ran into trouble at work. Her husband, the face of frustration, not only failed to persuade them, they started to feel themselves and their mothers compared to, has been the unfortunate woman. Not only did not find a like-minded partners, to face her husband's impotence.
In a quarrel with her husband after the return home of the denominator, when her mother had died more than a year. Her own dissatisfaction with life and her husband told her father that she felt wronged and asked his father why they have not always as sweet as their parents love?
Elderly father did not immediately answer her question, just start a canvas and began painting in front of her. Her father's behavior was very surprised, because, since his mother died, my father never painted a painting.
Ten minutes later, the painting showed her father to read. It was a only one color of paint, all colors are blue and quiet, deep and shallow, stained en bloc to the canvas, the canvas is a central swimming in deep-sea fish, it has a small head small light, blue light issue.
Father told her that it has been, he can only paint with a color.
When the original young father, was found a severe color blindness, in his eyes, the world will always be only one color. Learn painting since childhood and his father's mother to prevent her father to give up painting, each time to help his father on the completion of the color drawings coloring. Is precisely because the rich colors of the beautiful picture before my father's reputation in the city.
So all along, really happy that person is not your mother, but I got your mother a selfless love of men. Her father told her.
Father gave her the picture and give her back her husband's side.
Since then, Every time I see the painting hanging in the living room at home, she would remember her father told her that the fish on the deep sea in the story.
In the world's deepest depths of the Mariana Trench, deep and cold water, almost no biological survival conditions and possible. It was in this deep sea may be where there is a kind of well-being of the fish alive and happy, having children, from generation to generation reproduction. Although the bigger the fish the more well-being blind, can not see the way ahead, but as long as there is love in them happen, they will give birth to a light head, the way the lights, so safely swim in the deep sea.
She finally understand that the love is to love people, in the dark light of which a small lamp light.

A time in Internet cafes playing CS, unfortunately encountered the police and the Bureau of stops.
What about the Internet There are 3 rooms, outside a, which has two.
Internet cafe owners to see the police arrived and quickly called the most out of that room between all the machines are stopped.
When he is and who the police say, when suddenly roaring was heard in between the words: "how so many police ah ~ killed!"
Those police were on his face changed, and the boss to see quickly explained that they are playing the game, and then continue to chat, check the documents after the investigation finished, most of the police are gone, leaving a policeman with the boss, he seemed to know, talking talking, suddenly heard a cry in the room is: "on the left one police it! stabbed with a knife with him on ... ..."

A young man full of trouble to find a wise man, after he graduated, he set lofty for his many goals, but a few years, is still nowhere.

He found the wise, the wise man is reading the river hut. After listening to the wise smile, talk to young people, said to him: "Come on, you first help me burn pot boiling water!"

Youth see the corner was a great kettle, next to a small kitchen fire, but did not find firewood, so they went out to look.

He picked out some dead branches back, filled with a pot of water on the stove, in the kitchen put some wood in it burned up, but because of too much pot, that bundle of sticks burned, the water did not open. So he ran out to find firewood, came back that the pot has been almost too cold. This time he was wiser, did not rush to fire, but once again go out and get some firewood, as firewood well prepared for a short while to boil the water.

Wise man suddenly asked him: "If there is not enough fuel, you how to boil the water?"

Young thought for a moment, shook his head.

Wise said: "If so, put drained some of his water bottle!"

Young nodded thoughtfully.

Wise went on to say: "You start smug, set too many goals, just as the large bottle of water, too much equipment, like, and you do not have enough fuel, it can not boil the water, in order to burn the water open, or pour you some water, or get the first diesel! "

Youth understood why. Go back, he plans to remove a number of objectives set out, leaving only a few recently, while using his spare time learning all kinds of expertise. A few years later, his goals are basically achieved.

Only Ethical Functions, starting from the most recent target, only step by step to success. Everything is mind one bit, only halfway. In addition, we have to keep picking up, "Chai" can make life continuously heated and eventually make life rock.

If the life you were deceived
Do not be impatient!
Blue days require sedation:
I believe it, happy days will come.

Heart is always looking to the future child;
Now often depression:
Everything is instant, everything will be in the past;
And that the past will be warm nostalgia.

Pushkin's poem to read in youth, when the feeling is like, but do not really understand the meaning of the poem, 30 years later, re-read this poem, the only product out of the poem contains philosophy of life.

Everyone came to the earth, God is fair treatment, but the face of opportunities and challenges, some successful, some failed. For the winners, the majority of people feel is God's gift to him too much, he is lucky life. As everyone knows, the success of the back, paid a number of hard and sweat; For the losers, the view that God unfair, and that life cheated him! Both success and failure, must have a sense of balance, not to be pessimistic, do not complain, as long as your hard work toward your goals, believe it, happy days will return to!

In life, never mind children, dreaming of the future, this kind of life is substantial! People in the world will inevitably encounter Gully sill, will face life to death, everyone is a passer-by, do not fuss too much personal success or failure! People in the world, we should cherish a grateful heart: Thank you everyone met on the road of life, they come over or give you sweet memories, or give you a lifetime of love, or you take a life suffering. . . . . . Anyway, everything is instant, everything will become a memory! Do not let yourself leave too much to regret, do not leave yourself too many regrets! Both past and then OK, it will be recalled, it is important that we should have a good present for each day to cherish everyone we encounter and treasure every family, friendship, love!

Back when the Beijing Broadcasting Institute (now Communication University of China) study, teachers explain the "screen shot group received skills," said an example of the time: there are three cameras, a gun, a smiling face, a fear of face, according to a different group then the order will be what kind of results?
Group 1 received the order: first a gun, and then a smiling face, and finally a face of fear.
Brief Description: There are incidents of crime, gun people are proud of being robbed of the people are very afraid.
Group 2 received the order: first a gun, and then a face of fear, the last one laughing in the face.
Brief Description: have a criminal incident, gunmen robbed the first time is very timid, who face the threat of being robbed without fear.
There are a number of groups received the order, such as: first, a smiling face, and then a gun, and finally a face of fear; first face a fear, then a gun, the last one laughing face ... ...
Finally the teacher said, works in television, pick a different lens groups will bring different feelings, montage sequence of the different meaning conveyed is completely different. In short: the order of decisive significance.
TV works need editing, life also needs editing - if learning from a different perspective, take life in order to master the skill set, you can experience different feelings, and guide the matter to the benefit of its own direction, so that life more colorful, gorgeous brilliant.

5 years of age, coincides with the Mid-Autumn Festival, holding a piece of moon cake to find Linjiaxiaomei, would like to share with her. Unexpectedly, younger sister of the moon cake at first sight, grabbed my hand to take moon cake, moon cake with hand with a sharp bite through.
The age of 10, in order for Linjiaxiaomei hands snatch from Taipan hairpin, to giant launched a suicide assault, although covered with fall injuries, but finally snatch a quarter of a hairpin, joyfully sent home when the younger sister , he was scolding a young girl's mother meal.
15 years old, asked students to send silly big sister to Linjiaxiaomei review the information and data in the folder of the six words: we be friends. The results, silly big sister appropriating the letter, I am mad, within half a month leering and chocolate.
19 years old, Linjiaxiaomei wished, admitted to the university, in the farewell of the platform, I would like to little sister in tears to say something. Young girl's father said: Do not think of her, and meaningful thing to do something else right.
22 years old, younger sister to go home to visit relatives, sent a telegram to me to pick her up. The day finally arrived, dressed neatly to the station, wait for three hours, finally received a little sister, and her boyfriend.
23 years old, the first blind date, due to lack of funding to prepare identity cards for the restaurant owner mortgage office in the blind date, had just 20 days back.
24-year-old girl finally took me home to meet the parents, and I bought a bunch of Huang Ju and gifts. Future mother-in adults and said: just tomorrow to attend the funeral of my colleagues, the flowers can not.
30 years old, married for 5 anniversary, sweet wife on the phone and asked: Do you know what day it is? A: This is the Deputy Chief Liu Mothers birthday.
35th birthday that day, exhausted covered home, home, dark, hurriedly looking for the driver, ready to repair, insurance, unexpectedly found his wife and daughter standing behind him, hands, carrying candles and birthday cake, like a wet blanket .
41 years old, sitting on the balcony would like to own the Deputy Chief in the Chief Chang and Liu's argument, holding what kind of attitude, his wife behind him stroking my back and said: so many bright stars in the sky reminds you of what? A: Tomorrow is wash quilt of good weather.
46 years old, rumors Linjiaxiaomei have divorced, and called to Xuxu Jiu. The first time in 10 years with the urge to dress up, make a determined effort to the streets to buy a 600 dollar line first, comb the head to toe, rushed after the date of the place, kind of a young girl listening to the bucket about a night's MLM Division .
50 years old, and daughter take to the streets, close to listen to her interesting college campus, suddenly came behind him lukewarm, then: this age and still out of bubble Xiaomi.
55-year-old birthday, old wife to take care of her granddaughter home, and my daughter and son are busy on the entertainment business, only you and poured himself a glass of wine, and then further radio call, their wish myself a happy birthday.
65, granddaughter reading junior high school, old wife liberated, old couple could sit together at last. Reeling in the sun shining on us, we find that the words do not put on reading glasses, the other side of the face is so familiar.
70 years old, winter night, opening night of the day, old couple embracing in bed, I suddenly remembered that kiss autumn years ago, would like to try again as a result, loose dentures so that we lost all interest.
80 years old, sitting in front of the fire, dimly lights the flame of the stove cold young wife's face, would like to say to her: always love you. But the doctor said her heart pacemaker can not withstand any stimulus, then, only gently out of dead tree kind of hand, like the land from her face long drought, gently wipe away tears trace.

Loved happiness! Love affection from that blood is thicker than the love between; from that last forever friendship between the love; from that love between faithful love.

But it has inadvertently forgotten to this habit in the corner, but did not forget this feeling, just hidden.

The most painful thing in the world of the have a lot of affection and love for each individual collision is the most painful choice. Side are the students you support your parents, cut off the blood of the situation, while paying a lot, hard to put down love, such a choice, what next? I always think, is such that, the affection and love are not comparable between the kinship and love is not measured, because they will never balance the scales. Some people always like to ask, mother and wife who fell into the water first save? This question really has no value, very boring, save the mother, would be condemned to not love his wife, to save his wife, will be reprimanded as unfilial. So I think this question is meaningless! And we have to do is, since you have chosen each other, love her (him) but also the love her (him) parents to take care of both parents together, rather than to the other side who pressed the water out who first put the question Such a talent worthy of love, cherish the life!
I marked with affection and love Baidu, search out many of these articles, there is a long story about family and love hitting car story, just tell some words, I see more of a writer suffering a loss, as I always get rid of the program in front of girls helplessness and tears keep the eye. Love itself is nothing wrong, but yet we always loved the injury, hurt not only themselves, but also people around them. This girl is not strong and decisive discourse, it is clear that she wanted her parents to forgive and accept this love, she loved her boyfriend, a love that hurt not only the two love people, but also hurt the girl's parents, perhaps they are still young, pursuing their own against the wishes of her parents love it, again and again run away with lies and hurt the parents. That half, I can only say that they have the responsibility to constituents, have done wrong place. Parents are too authoritarian, assertive girl missing point, boys and done something wrong, no matter have many solutions, if they are willing to give each other a chance to think about standing on each other's position, even if it is to a test of their time, things may be a different result. Parental love, not a single normal parents do not love their children, precisely because of this love, will give parents heartless to say "do not listen to them, then cut off the relationship with their children!" The family is really on can break it? The blood of love really gone with the wind because of this sentence do? No! No one can change the arrangement of God. Parents want their children are happy, the parents of the program to his daughter's boyfriend and they are not in the same city the ground, so firmly against this feeling, people seem a little wreck their duck, standing on the perspective of parents, they This makes sense, after all, raise their own children, how much less willing to marry, if standing in a child's perspective, thinking maybe some conservative parents. In short, I see an emaciated girl suffering hovering between affection and love, stop the tears, she hoped that the parents accept them, but it is so extravagant wishes. I can not help but wonder, how do the girls final choice? The choice of parents, or choose love? Close to the end of the program, parents determined attitude, boyfriend looking eyes, the girls decided to break up, go home with their parents. I saw a decision after the cry of the girl, and when he finally said goodbye to her boyfriend, then boyfriend also reported that a ray of hope and the girl's parents to apologize, finally separated, the girl has been reluctant to stand up and final a look back, makes a broken heart. Should not end like this, my eyes capture the tears, as Cao Ying said she did not know why tears may have on the end of this love so regret it. Participation in my heart grew by nearly mixed, hi is she did not give up family ties, regardless of parental care is not grace, worry for the couple's regret, the world will be many such things happen?
Parental love, family is most important that there are some happy, there are still many people know how valuable family. Some say that love is gone, you can go, family is not, then everything is lost value. Can have both fish and bear's paw is the best, can not have the time off will only reluctantly give up the party, as to which side would give up to see what the most important in your heart!
Parents gave us life, gave us life in this colorful world of opportunity, or even have a life to go looking for their love, we cherish the affection of the return kindness of parents, and love is our intention to pay, in the vast encountered in the sea of faces, the most painful is the choice between the two, in unavoidable circumstances, or want whether it is the parents, or lovers, do not be too excited too early to conclude, good communication, to each other an opportunity to give love a chance!
But not together with the obvious love of people, compared to holding each other's hands, whether life is a romantic or plain, all treasure each bar, pull each other's hands do not easily let go. Family valuable, hard to find true love.

1. Wrestling is the ultimate one-on-one sport. Unlike the showmanship of professional wrestling, amateur wrestling relies on efficient moves and countermoves to end up with the victory or score a pin.
The Half-Nelson
2. The half-nelson is a variation of the full-nelson and is one of the most common ways used to pin an opponent. The wrestler with the advantage slips his arm from behind under the downed opponent's arm. He uses his other hand to grab the back of his opponent's neck and pushes it down to the ground. He then drives with his chest and legs to roll the downed opponent over, making sure to end up chest to chest. The wrestler then lifts the downed man's head off the ground, finishing the move chest-to-chest with his head up and back arched, forcing the pin.
Chicken Wing
3. The wrestler needs to start as the top man, with his opponent face down. The wrestler uses one arm to control his opponent's wrist and his other arm to hook the opponent's opposite arm. He then pulls the arm back to apply a chicken wing at a 90-degree angle across the man's back. He then drives his opponent over, ending up chest-to-chest. He immediately releases the arm from the chicken wing and locks in a reverse half-nelson to gain the pin.
Cradle
4. When the opponent is face down on the ground, the wrestler in control reaches around his opponent's head and grabs the right shoulder with his left hand. The wrestler places his other hand between the opponent's legs, between the knees. He then lunges forward, forcing his opponent to curl up due to the pressure. The wrestler with the advantage then locks fingers and rolls backward, head-to-head with his opponent, driving the shoulders to the ground for the pin.
Hip Toss
5. The two wrestlers face off in the over-under position. The aggressive wrestler steps across his opponent's leg with his far leg. He sets up his other leg to be the pivot point, drives in with his hip, pulls down on his opponent's elbow and flips him over to the ground. This move should drive the opponent to his back. The attacking wrestler then lands in a seated position, rotates to a chest-to-chest pinning position and scissors his legs for the pin.
Guillotine
6. The attacking wrestler starts in the top position. He forces his opponent's near arm forward and "grapevines" the leg. He places his heel at his opponent's knee and then launches himself forward across the downed man's shoulder. He locks an arm under the downed man's chin in a cross-face, while keeping the leg secure and maneuvers him onto his back. With the leg secured, he drives his elbow forward, stretching the locked arm and forcing the opponent's head to the mat.